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Created on 2008-07-31 20:38:21 (#16259286), last updated 2009-05-02
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Basic Info| Name: | Deadpool |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1961-12-31 |
| Location: | Canada |
BioMy name's Wade Wilson, but I go by "Deadpool" in the professional circle. It sells better. Though I'm sure it would sell even better if it involved an animal and a gender. I'm also referred to as the "Merc With a Mouth" by... well, actually I'm not sure who really calls me that, but I've gotta have something to work with or I might get canceled.
Again.
*cough*
Anywho, Wikipedia informs me that "merc" is short for "mercenary", which is a lot more accurate and a lot less insulting than I thought it was. Yes, I'm a mercenary and if you've got a job that requires guns, swords, and skin-tight leather, I'm your man. Well, actually, there're probably a lot of guys who fit that description... Uh... I can also regenerate? Is that taken? It is? What about teleportation? That too? What about the Decimation? You know, Scarlet Witch going all Deus Ex Machina? Wasn't that supposed to get rid of most of those guys? Well, I guess probability doesn't account for popularity. Maybe there should be a new term for that. Probularity? Has Colbert coined that one yet?
Oh right, I was filling out my bio. Sorry, a "Friends" rerun was on. Oh Ross. He fails at everything except making me feel better about myself.
Umm, well, I got my powers while Weapon X was curing my cancer. The process also made me reallydisfigured sexy. Yeah, that's it. The powers made me so irresistible that I have to wear a mask all the time to prevent utter chaos. Chicks read these things, right? If they don't, that lie was completely pointless. Wait, is my internal monologue broken again?
Where was I?
Where am I?
...
chimichanga?
Again.
*cough*
Anywho, Wikipedia informs me that "merc" is short for "mercenary", which is a lot more accurate and a lot less insulting than I thought it was. Yes, I'm a mercenary and if you've got a job that requires guns, swords, and skin-tight leather, I'm your man. Well, actually, there're probably a lot of guys who fit that description... Uh... I can also regenerate? Is that taken? It is? What about teleportation? That too? What about the Decimation? You know, Scarlet Witch going all Deus Ex Machina? Wasn't that supposed to get rid of most of those guys? Well, I guess probability doesn't account for popularity. Maybe there should be a new term for that. Probularity? Has Colbert coined that one yet?
Oh right, I was filling out my bio. Sorry, a "Friends" rerun was on. Oh Ross. He fails at everything except making me feel better about myself.
Umm, well, I got my powers while Weapon X was curing my cancer. The process also made me really
Where was I?
Where am I?
...
chimichanga?
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